Public overshare

While eating dinner at Joy's in a closely confined area, an older couple next to us was having a very awkward conversation.  The main take-aways:

1. The woman was fat and has " never looked uglier in her life"

2. The man was having breathing problems related to smoking too much

3. The woman was confessing to him for the first time ever that "I think I drink too much, I mean I've been thinking for a long time that I drink too much and I've thought about telling you but was afraid and I'm afraid that I can't quit"